A Parody. Not to be Taken Seriously

Miss France

10.) Apparently, cancelado in Mexican and Ecuadorian Spanish means postponed!

9.) Because a very reputable website twitted "Those websites posting fake Beach Beauty lists... give it up, it has been cancelled! #MissWorld"

8.) Julia Morley says so but then changed her mind

7.) There are no beaches in Ordos

Miss Sweden

6.) A couple or four contestants can't fit in in the official swimswear

5.) The North is China's most conservative region and they are not really keen on skimpy bikinis

4.) The bikinis got customs trouble for not being made in China

Miss Macau

3.) There is an impending sandstorm and getting caught in a bikini during a sandstorm is not really good

Miss Hong Kong

2.) The Chinese delegate might score low in this competition

and the top reason why it was cancelled

1.) Camels, humps, toes and all does not really go hand and hand with skimpy-clad women.

Humps and toes